by DoTs It all starts in a place concealed from the conflict that’s consuming the world above: A settlement of non-combatants hiding from a war that knows no safe places. A shantytown built into old transport tunnels that run beneath a city-turned-warzone, shelter for those who cannot, will not fight. Or did so and lost. […]

by Will the Great I am Belial, Prince of Lies. I specialize in Deceit rituals, stealing things and manipulating outcomes, always working from the shadows. For my relics, I have forgone any boons or discounts and instead chosen the Crown of the Kingmaker: I have until Turn 10 to choose my puppet. It’s far too […]

by Halzikar What makes WBPLW different than wrestling you see on TV? Other than it’s simmed in Fire Pro Wrestling World. Other than it’s members of the Legion and Aux. Other than it doesn’t have to be bound by the same rules of physics and physicality that a normal human body is. Other than it […]

by Motormouth Jamie Pleasure to be with you all again, Legionnaires! This is Motormouth of the Black Pants Legion, your favourite provider of TTRPG knowledge and tidbits, and today I am being a little self-indulgent. Yes, more than usual. Today, we are talking not about trends in the game production industry or critiquing the games […]

by Deputy I had been wanting to write, from the top down, my own RPG scenario for a while. Reading about how to do it, listening to podcasts (shout out to The Green Box here), pondering what I wanted to write a scenario on. I knew Delta Green was the system and setting I would […]

Last year Doctor Who’s the Chef and Mr. Moe created live on stream, in defiance of God and man, the “Earthmeal”. Our editor Will the Great spoke with Doc to find out what could possibly have provoked such a display. So, Doc…explain Earthmeal? The idea for Earthmeal came around because, one day Tex was contemplating […]

Hello again everyone – With this becoming a regular thing I’m going to have to think of a more robust naming scheme for this header piece. Not a whole lot for me to say this issue, except that we hope you enjoy this collection of articles. And as always, be sure to take a look […]

by Koda Howdy, girly pops and welcome to Koda Talks KitchenTech! Today, we’re not talking about some fussy inner sphere fusion dish. We’re talkin’ about a meal that’s been to the Nachmund Gauntlet, a meal that’s like a warm hug from Papa Nurgle, but cooks itself with the kind of cunnin’-brutal logic that would make […]

by Zebulon It’s November of 2021. I had been only a casual fan of wrestling. Lapsed, more like. Sure, I remembered the Attitude Era and half-deluded segments written by an ex-video store clerk and casual misogynist Vince Russo. I recalled shitposts of Vince McMahon’s flailing walk and Sweet Zombie Linda gags from OSW reviews. But […]

by Halzikar Since WBPLW started, no one has asked me about how I set up feuds or storylines. And there’s a good reason for that: since the matches are simmed without me having any control over the outcomes, I can’t actually construct storylines ahead of time. What that has done, though, is create a challenge […]