Hello again everyone – With this becoming a regular thing I’m going to have to think of a more robust naming scheme for this header piece. Not a whole lot for me to say this issue, except that we hope you enjoy this collection of articles. And as always, be sure to take a look […]

by Koda Howdy, girly pops and welcome to Koda Talks KitchenTech! Today, we’re not talking about some fussy inner sphere fusion dish. We’re talkin’ about a meal that’s been to the Nachmund Gauntlet, a meal that’s like a warm hug from Papa Nurgle, but cooks itself with the kind of cunnin’-brutal logic that would make […]

by Zebulon It’s November of 2021. I had been only a casual fan of wrestling. Lapsed, more like. Sure, I remembered the Attitude Era and half-deluded segments written by an ex-video store clerk and casual misogynist Vince Russo. I recalled shitposts of Vince McMahon’s flailing walk and Sweet Zombie Linda gags from OSW reviews. But […]

by Halzikar Since WBPLW started, no one has asked me about how I set up feuds or storylines. And there’s a good reason for that: since the matches are simmed without me having any control over the outcomes, I can’t actually construct storylines ahead of time. What that has done, though, is create a challenge […]

by Koda Goblin Mode Activated: Level Up Your Life with the Ultimate Snickerdoodles This is the chaotic crossover no one asked for, but absolutely deserves. Consider the following an Unauthorized, Unlicensed, and Utterly Unhinged deployment order for a comfort-mode culinary operation. Hey, besties! It’s Koda, your fave kitchen goblin here. Today, we’re not dissecting the […]

by Lady Red Imagine the scene. It’s January 2025. People you love and respect are amiably bullying you into streaming on your own slot, and you’ve got a discarded idea for mecha mermaids from an art challenge sitting in the junk drawer of your brain. Then you discover the missing element you didn’t know you […]

by Deputy Rewind all the way back to 1998. A Big Mac combo was about $2.40, gas was under a dollar, and the future looked bright. “The Fast and the Furious” with it’s twelve sequels and two offshoot films was three years away, and it would be a whole decade until “Iron Man” came out […]

It’s a third issue of the Black Pants Legion newsletter!? This is starting to become a regular thing – who knows, we might even adopt a predictable schedule! Last issue Lady Red put out a homework assignment to Colour the Mech. Gelbsucht_IE, Pistol6699 and Duncan Idaho 11 (boy you really can’t have just one) sent in […]

by Mr Tex Tom Lehrer died this week. For the nerdier among you, it is very likely that perhaps you are in passing, an acquaintance of some of his creations. Gen X’ers among you will likely remember his work being a staple on Doctor Demento for a time. Through whatever means, many of you likely […]

by Deputy I am a late bloomer when it comes to film appreciation. I grew up so destitute we often did not have electricity or a place to live, so as a result I did not see movies much as a child and I do not have that childhood connection with Cinema as a means […]